Friday, March 14, 2008

Doom or fuckedupness?

I've been thinking about the story below that was graciously forwarded by loyal contributor 729. Is this doom? Or is it just another example of fuckedupness? You be the judge.

Full story here.

WICHITA - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."


Imipolex_G-Unit said...

Fuck it. I'm posting this from my bathroom. And I'm not leaving, either.

P.S. Please send beer.

Spiros said...

Beer in additional to bread and water, or are you finally pursuing an all-and-only-beer lifestyle?

Imipolex_G-Unit said...

When I figure out how to live without porn, THEN it will be an all-and-only-beer lifestyle.

Spiros said...

How to live without porn:
BECOME porn.

bones said...

I really wish the story had added that the couple only had one bathroom in the house.

Anonymous said...

So all this guy got was blowjobs all that time, and never complained? So much for *ass only*.