Very interesting, I was browsing through some of the Play Mobil items for sale. I saw the HazMat team and also the Safe Crackers.
What i truly find disturbing is under the "People who looked at this item also looked at" section. One of the top selections was "Dianetics" by Elron Hubbard
They should make a special Newark Airport edition: all the cops and baggage handlers must overtly hate their jobs, there must be unnecessary confusion about where lines begin and end, there must be people on line in front of you who were somehow unaware that they would need to show ID, odd construction everywhere, every plane is delayed, etc., etc.
Awesome, but they need to have removeable soes on the characters to simulate the useless "shoe bomber" security check. Since they don't supply the Playmobil chemical sniffer option, that search is rather moot anyways just like in real life.
Umm...the comments are of the order of Tuscan Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, as far as I can tell. Parodies. An Un-Doom sign. Maybe I'm completely not getting why you've designated this as Doom.
Some are just excellent:
I purchased the Playmobil Security Check Point for my two year old nephew. (He acts three when he chokes.) I wrapped this gift for his birthday and packed it in my carry-on bag, whereupon I proceeded to check into my Delta flight to attend his birthday. I put the carry-on bag on the conveyor belt, and the bag disappeared into the x-ray machine.
The TSA official staring at the x-ray monitor became agitated and beckoned for another TSA official to look. The conveyor belt moved back and forth several times with my bag still in its bowels, presumably because the TSA officials wanted a better look. By this point I was standing at the far end of the x-ray machine, waiting for my bag and my nephew's birthday gift to emerge. However, the second TSA official asked me to follow her. I did, and she took me to a room a few steps away from the conveyor belt. A man wearing a black leather jacket was waiting in the room, and the female TSA official left and closed the door behind her. "I am Heinrich," he said. "Your papers, please," he ordered. I handed Heinrich my driver's license and my Amazon credit card.
Penguin: With regards to the Badonkadonk Battle Cruiser, which looks a bit like Jabba's battle skiffs from Return of the Jedi, I love the comment, "as I'm dishing out justice commando style" while describing the merits of the 400 watt sound system for the tank. Yes, because we all need a personal soundtrack when riding into "battle" in our 40 mph tank that's not licensed for use on public roads. Crazy stuff!
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Another gem from Amazon.com. Don't miss the reviews. We're doomed.
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Very interesting, I was browsing through some of the Play Mobil items for sale. I saw the HazMat team and also the Safe Crackers.
What i truly find disturbing is under the "People who looked at this item also looked at" section. One of the top selections was "Dianetics" by Elron Hubbard
They should make a special Newark Airport edition: all the cops and baggage handlers must overtly hate their jobs, there must be unnecessary confusion about where lines begin and end, there must be people on line in front of you who were somehow unaware that they would need to show ID, odd construction everywhere, every plane is delayed, etc., etc.
With a sign over it saying "Liberty International Airport, proud supplier of one of the planes used on Sept 11th 2001
NICE!!!!
I like that on amazon the people who viewed this product also viewed a "pimp" costume for kids...
Awesome, but they need to have removeable soes on the characters to simulate the useless "shoe bomber" security check. Since they don't supply the Playmobil chemical sniffer option, that search is rather moot anyways just like in real life.
Good point about the shoes. And the guy is wearing a sweater over his shoulders-- he'd have to remove that as well.
Umm...the comments are of the order of Tuscan Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, as far as I can tell. Parodies. An Un-Doom sign. Maybe I'm completely not getting why you've designated this as Doom.
Some are just excellent:
I purchased the Playmobil Security Check Point for my two year old nephew. (He acts three when he chokes.) I wrapped this gift for his birthday and packed it in my carry-on bag, whereupon I proceeded to check into my Delta flight to attend his birthday. I put the carry-on bag on the conveyor belt, and the bag disappeared into the x-ray machine.
The TSA official staring at the x-ray monitor became agitated and beckoned for another TSA official to look. The conveyor belt moved back and forth several times with my bag still in its bowels, presumably because the TSA officials wanted a better look. By this point I was standing at the far end of the x-ray machine, waiting for my bag and my nephew's birthday gift to emerge. However, the second TSA official asked me to follow her. I did, and she took me to a room a few steps away from the conveyor belt. A man wearing a black leather jacket was waiting in the room, and the female TSA official left and closed the door behind her. "I am Heinrich," he said. "Your papers, please," he ordered. I handed Heinrich my driver's license and my Amazon credit card.
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Yes-- good comments throughout.
I want one.
Even more entertaining, under the "also viewed" was this interesting item.
Penguin (fomerly neecer)
The "also viewed" is a little scary.
But the Land Cruiser is classic.
Don't miss the Playmobil HasMat team...
I most definitely need one of these!
Penguin: With regards to the Badonkadonk Battle Cruiser, which looks a bit like Jabba's battle skiffs from Return of the Jedi, I love the comment, "as I'm dishing out justice commando style" while describing the merits of the 400 watt sound system for the tank. Yes, because we all need a personal soundtrack when riding into "battle" in our 40 mph tank that's not licensed for use on public roads. Crazy stuff!
A fabulous gift idea that any mom & grandma links of london sale would be glad to accept is a mother's ring. There are countless styles to pick from london links charms and every one permits each of a mother's children's birthstone to be placed in the ring so mom & grandma can remember her children wherever she goes.Jewelry links london bracelet that is personalized or engraved makes great jewelry gifts for mom. You can have a particular word or meaningful expression engraved inside a ring, necklace or bracelet links of london earrings to demonstrate to your mother the depths of your feelings.Stylish watches are an additional idea for great jewelry gifts for mom. Your mother sweetie bracelet needs a stylish watch to go with her favorite outfit and perhaps even a few to go with her entire wardrobe.Another example of mom's & grandma's jewelry that makes a great gift is mother's earrings.
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