I just received an email informing me that The Police have added a second show at Jones Beach... uh... I'm sorry, I meant Nikon at Jones Beach Theater for August. Hasn't this "reunion tour" nonsense gone on long enough? Shouldn't Stewart Copeland have kicked Sting's aged ass by now?
And the worst part is that Elvis Costello is the opening act. I'm still an Elvis fan, but you know that this will mean an encore "Tea in the Sahara" duet. Barf.
At least Sammy Hagar is not in sight (yet?).