I simply cannot help but post about the University of Huddersfield, which boasts of one of the most distinguished university chancellors of all time: Patrick Stewart. That's right: Capitan Jean-Luc Picard is the chancellor of a university.
Since you'll no doubt want to move your (academic) career to Huddersfield, here's a link to their job openings. It seems they don't have a philosophy department. But those of us who can also hang with the political theory crowd still have a shot. Engage!