Thanks to my magisterial command of modal semantics and my Herculean ability to derive ought from is, I was able to secure for myself a free (well... almost free) flight to my old stomping ground. So I'll be away for a few days, making the most of the final weeks of summer. I'll be flashing the secret sign throughout my voyage, for those who might be interested. I'm sure I'll run into a few of you jerks.
Try not to miss me too much.