On my way out of my building this morning, I shared an elevator ride with a young woman who was obviously on her way to work. She said to me:
I feel like it's Saturday.
Do you meant that you feel the way you typically do on Saturdays, or that you feel that today is Saturday?
Obviously annoyed, she replied:
I work on Saturdays.
Silence for the rest of the ride.
Spiros, 0; Stranger on Elevator, 1