Monday, February 2, 2009
Someone Please Stop the DOOM!!
Rolling Stone reports that "Scarlett Johansson Ponders Album of Original Tunes or Leonard Cohen Covers." I take it she's taking this as an exclusive disjunction. In either case, we're totally fucked. But if she elects to take the second horn, we must take action. Wasn't the Tom Waits album enough of a disgrace? I'm horrified. She must be stopped. Shouldn't someone beat her into unending silence with Billy Joel's stiff corpse?