I just overheard this from someone in the hallway of my building on campus.
I'm so hungry, I could skullfuck myself with a hot dog.
You're welcome. Have a good weekend.
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14 comments:
oh my god, thank you
You shoulda started singing The Misfits tune *Skulls*.
Amazing.
What kind of skullfuckery is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpIqEr5g30
Since passage of the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007,this has become a serious offense. Granted, the fine is lower if you do it to yourself, but there is no leniency for use of food products.
Am I unaware somehow of a porno version of "Scrubs"?
Just axing.
I'm so tired, I could skullfuck myself with a pillow.
I'm so sober I could skullfuck myself with a bottle of Pilsner Urquell? Or would that count as a cranial golden shower?
Thanks for that.
Here's a not entirely unrelated (somehow) blast from the past...Brother Theodore: Foodism.
Back in the day, that would have been good fodder for a helhaus tune.
I am speechless.
I'm impressed by the image this conjures up, but am confused as to how such an act would alleviate hunger, which was the catalyst for the statement.
Why not just eat the damn thing; that way there would be no wasting of the hotdog since, presumably, skullfucking would destroy the hotdog and make it impossible to . . . Oh, hey! They weren't hungry!
It would have to cum with mayo.
sorry...
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