"I just know that Michael Jackson is still alive. It's just like in that video, where everyone's asking where he is, and he's the one directing it.... He needed a break from all the media, and the haters, and the IRS. He faked his death, totally. He's always thinking about stuff like that, and now he's laughing at us."
Monday, November 2, 2009
Overheard in Academia
A friend writes in with this bit of genius, overheard in the hallway of a Religious Studies department. I hope that the speaker was not a faculty member, but you never know....
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Oh, that's not him laughing at them.
The man in the mirror sees through a glass, darkly.
I just love the "I just know" locution; it's a kind of magical protection against all sorts of epistemic sins. I'm just saying.
Oh Spiros, I just saw something that will cheer you up.
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