Good news! If you're unable to get your work published in peer reviewed professional venues, and are looking to waste time on something completely impotent, but would nevertheless like to deceive yourself and others into thinking you're taking the intellectual high-road by bringing philosophy to the masses, there's still time to submit an abstract for the forthcoming volume on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Philosophy!
The editors claim to have special interest in several topics, including the topic of "Pessimism (Should we curb our enthusiasm?)." Enthusiasm and optimism are apparently synonyms. But it's no matter. The purpose of every book in the series is simply to make money off of people who collect merchandise related to their favorite TV show (or movie, or band, or low-carb diet....) by filling books with poorly written and shallow philosophy essays.