Barbie: That's the worst reason to become a vegan! Seriously. What is wrong with Jenny?
Skipper: I know... Anyway, I had to call my parents yesterday to figure out what we're all doing for Thanksgiving....
Skipper: Well. They're insisting on turkey. I know... But how can you argue with people who think that their way is the highway? [sic!]
Barbie: Goddam. I could kill your parents. If I thought I could get away with it, I probably would.
Skipper: Yeah. Let's see how they like it for a change.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Overheard in the Coffee Shop
I made the mistake of thinking that the coffee shop would be free of students this morning. Oh well. There was a pay-off, though, in that I got to overhear the following unbelievable exchange from two twenty-somethings who are apparently vegan. Unfortunately I did not hear the beginning of the conversation. But the statement before the segue is classic enough to warrant inclusion.