Jeff Hanneman apparently is going to miss a few upcoming Slayer shows because he's recovering from necrotizing fasciitis, an infection that "eats away at the skin, fat, and bones of the inflicted."
Some are calling this an "incredibly metal reason" for missing a few shows. Meh. Not particularly metal in my book to let decaying flesh and bones get in the way.
Hanneman... not very metal after all.
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Complete bullshit. The only reason to miss a show is Entitilitis.
Now if Hanneman missed a show because he was too busy eating away at the skin, fat, and bones of other people... well that woulds be totally metals.
Assuming Hanneman is not spending the majority of his time in some Jungle somewhere, I am forced to ask how the hell he managed to get this?
"Bones of the Inflicted" isn't a bad album title, but I would have expected the folks at the Onion to have a better handle on their vocabulary.
5:18 - spider bit him.
All together now:
E
sliced incision, zero vision
G
loss of vital signs
F#
skin contortion, bone erosion
F
your life becomes your fine
E
necrotizing faciitis
G
eating at your skin
F#
limb dissection, amputation
F
the torment now begieeeeeaaaaans!!!
I've always been a major Slayer fan -- probably my favourite band -- so think it's metal enough. Hoping to see him on stage soon...
Word verification: ounoph
Necrotizing fascisticitist is afflicting the Repuglicans at the moment
So, it seems Hanneman is going from Slayer to Carcass...
...I'll see myself out.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-12596987
This will not really have effect, I consider like this.
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