If you're not following the Charlie Sheen madness, you're not winning. And therefore you're not bi-winning. His brain is not from "this particular terrestrial realm." Put down Zizek, stop acting like "droopy-eyed armless children," and take up the real thing....
Sheen gets my vote for next Dewey Lecturer at the Eastern....
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Sheen thinks 9/11 was an inside job and claims that he's confronted Obama about this. Oh, I'd love to know more about that!
"Droopy eyed kids with no arms" is the best single instance of the English language I've heard all year. Sheen needs to take up poetry, right now.
I agree with everything he says. Does that make me crazy?
i know i would not be able to handle his brain for 5 seconds.
New show for Charlie: "Half-and-Half Man", about a bipolar dairy farmer who writes political jingles for Wisconsin's governor.
wv: mouster--as in "Bride of Mickey Mouster"
ja-ja. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz
"I'm not angry; I'm passionate."
"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special."
"You can't process me with a normal brain."
So many great lines in a mere 1:38. A true man of genius.
Call for Papes: Charlie Sheen and Philosophy.
Call for Papes: Charlie Sheen and Philosophy.
Better yet: call for abstracts for the forthcoming volume on philosophy and popular culture, Charlie Sheen and Philosophy.
Give it time.
"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Proposed entry for Charlie Sheen and Philosophy: "Melting the Face of the Other: Sheen, Levinas, and Moral Obligation."
Mashup somebody did, putting Sheen quotes on New Yorker cartoons. Hilarious:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons
Heh.
WV: comps
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