Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Bi-Winning Genius

If you're not following the Charlie Sheen madness, you're not winning. And therefore you're not bi-winning. His brain is not from "this particular terrestrial realm." Put down Zizek, stop acting like "droopy-eyed armless children," and take up the real thing....

Sheen gets my vote for next Dewey Lecturer at the Eastern....

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sheen thinks 9/11 was an inside job and claims that he's confronted Obama about this. Oh, I'd love to know more about that!

Anonymous said...

"Droopy eyed kids with no arms" is the best single instance of the English language I've heard all year. Sheen needs to take up poetry, right now.

Anonymous said...

I agree with everything he says. Does that make me crazy?

Anonymous said...

i know i would not be able to handle his brain for 5 seconds.

Anonymous said...

New show for Charlie: "Half-and-Half Man", about a bipolar dairy farmer who writes political jingles for Wisconsin's governor.

wv: mouster--as in "Bride of Mickey Mouster"

Anonymous said...

ja-ja. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

Anonymous said...

"I'm not angry; I'm passionate."

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special."

"You can't process me with a normal brain."

So many great lines in a mere 1:38. A true man of genius.

Anonymous said...

Call for Papes: Charlie Sheen and Philosophy.

jonathan said...
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Anonymous said...

Call for Papes: Charlie Sheen and Philosophy.

Better yet: call for abstracts for the forthcoming volume on philosophy and popular culture, Charlie Sheen and Philosophy.

Give it time.

anonymouse said...

"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Proposed entry for Charlie Sheen and Philosophy: "Melting the Face of the Other: Sheen, Levinas, and Moral Obligation."

Moral Empiricist said...

Mashup somebody did, putting Sheen quotes on New Yorker cartoons. Hilarious:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons

Chairephon said...

Heh.

WV: comps