Two items of DOOM:
1. I just received in the mail an envelope, ostensibly containing a student's official transcript, which says in large letters on the front "void if opened."
2. At a restaurant earlier today, I ordered a beer. I was asked for my ID. I asked why. The waiter pointed to a sign displayed at the front of the restaurant that says, "All patrons under 40 years of age must show ID in order to be served alcohol." I pointed out that I am not under 40 years of age, and so the rule does not require me to produce ID. (I wound up not getting a beer....)
Spiros, 0; World of Ever-Expanding Fuckedupness, 2