Sunday, April 24, 2011

In the Elevator

Overheard in the elevator at the APA... Person A walks into elevator, sees person B, and is visibly perturbed.

B: Hi, A. Nice to see you. How have you been?

A: OK.

[moments of silence]

B: Good. Well... I'm fine. Doing well. Not that you asked or anything.

[silence until lobby]

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

where they philosophers?

Anonymous said...

Spiros cut it out already with these fabricated stories about things you hear in elevators, coffee shops, diners, and the like. It's getting old.

Anonymous said...

B = Spiros

A said...

Have you ever been subjected to an elevator ride with B?

Clayton said...

A = Spiros.

Not that I disagree with anon @ 6:19 a.m.

Anonymous said...

This post feels like a Rorschach test.

Nice try, Spiros!

English Jerk said...

Poly Styrene has a posse:

http://pitchfork.com/news/42327-rip-poly-styrene/

Anonymous said...

up yours!

(Woo-hoo! I never get to make the first punk reference here.)

Anonymous said...

Clayton,

A=B like in Max Black's "Identity of Indiscernibles"?

A said...

Well, at least B got the hint this time. Usually every time I talk to B, she goes on and on about all the stuff she's doing. She takes my silence as an invitation to say more stuff about herself.