Saturday, May 21, 2011

News Flash!

News Flash:

The World Didn't end. No Rapture. No bodies rising from graves.

I can't be sure, but I think the fact that I desecrated a Bible in a hotel room last night might have saved the world.


Zoe said...

One theory is that the good souls have 'gone up,' just leaving the rest of us ne'er do wells. Which means things should be a lot more fun from now on.

Anonymous said...

wv: sconisme

The closest *I'm* getting to rapture!

Glaucon said...

One of the best Six Feet Under openings ever:

Rex II said...

How did you desecrate it? I heard that if you make the Bible listen to Scarlett Johansson covers, Jesus won't come out of the pumpkin patch.

vaginas said...

Quite worthwhile piece of writing, thanks for the article.