Thursday, June 23, 2011

Who's the Boss?

I live in L.A., and I had been drinking one night. So I was on the Walk of Fame, and I saw Tony Danza'a star and I started urinating on it, just yelling out "Who's the boss now?"

--Zach Galifianakis, in Rolling Stone

14 comments:

Stinky the Stagirite said...

He actually yelled: "Who's the b... Wait! Aw no! I pissed on my shoe! I hate you, Chachi! " It was actually much funnier than what he reports. But, you know, he's about understated comedy.

Anonymous said...

Speaking about bosses, you all should read what's goin' on at The Smoker. The moderator Mr. Zero is having a megalomanic's meltdown. He set this draconian policy in place to stop obnoxious comments from posting and he's been violating it by posting his own obnoxious comments. Lots of the readers are calling for him to step down as blog moderator, but he refuses a la Anthony Weiner. Looks like Philosophers Anonymous might push out The Smoker the next time Leiter conducts a poll.

Anonymous said...

The concept of someone being asked to resign from their own blog.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, what you're asking for makes no sense. You can't ask the moderater of a blog to 'step down' as moderator. The blog is not a public institution, nor is it a corporation on whose board you are a member.

Santa said...

@ Anon: 3;33: Ah the amazing spectacle that mongoloids and troglodytes can handle the motor skills to troll the internet in the middle of the night, but do not realize the absurdity of their own defective thinking.

If you don't like a blog's policies, don't visit it!

Stepping down from a blog? What are you, brain damaged or did everyone in your school get socially promoted to help your shoddy husk of a sense of worth and self?

You are a compelling argument in favor of culling the herd.

Anonymous said...

Santa:

Are you the same Santa on Futurama?

wv: idoco, which I think is sung to "B-i-n-g-o", and is about someone who snorts pure carbon

Dr. Killjoy said...

I too think Mr. Zero should step down. How dare he refuse to let us play with his toys in the manner to which we have grown accustomed! I for one won't stand for it but instead shall flail about wildly upon the floor, pummeling the air with my tiny fists and screaming "No Take Backs" until hoarse.

Anonymous said...

Santa, you are being a racist, dawg, that's not cool. What's wrong with being a mongoloid huh?

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Anonymous said...

What's wrong with being a mongoloid huh?

I know- they are happier than you and me, after all.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't seem like anyone knows the history of The Smoker blog. It was original The Philosophy Job Market blog. The original moderator handed it over to the current moderator. If he's abusing his role as moderator, readers have the right to complain and ask that he step down. Of course he has the right to refuse, bury his head in the sand and pull an Anthony Weiner.

PA said...

God, do we have to put up with Philosophy Smoker whining here? Don't we get enough of it at the Philosophy Smoker?

Glaucon said...

What's wrong with being a mongoloid huh?

Anonymous said...

As for the Smoker, readers are quickly tiring of Zero's hypocrisy. Either he has to let someone better take over as moderator or someone needs to start a fresh philosophy job market blog. End of story.