Sunday, July 10, 2011

Law of the Academy # 33.3333...

After tenure, the only place for incompetent academics to go is university administration.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the number choice on this one!

wv: euseist; computer co-dependency

PA said...

Why can't they just go to fucking hell!

wv: butme -- everyone butme gets interesting wv's/ that there ram looks like it's going to butme.

Euthyphronics said...

Incompetence, it seems, pays a pretty penny.

WV: fragic. Speaks for itself, methinks.

Anonymous said...

John W. Etchemendy (Provost, Stanford), Paul Benaceraf (Provost, Princeton)... these are incompetents?

You must have inhaled a lot of second-hand pot smoke at the last heavy metal concert you attended...

Stinky the Stagirite said...

Anon 11:03:
These aren't counter-examples, as Law 33.333... is that the only place for tenured hacks is admin. That doesn't entail that all admin are tenured hacks. Parallel: the only place for hotwings is my belly, but that don't mean that there's only hotwings in there... there's beer, too.

Anonymous said...

11:03: You're the one who is dazed & confused (or maybe just clueless). The law does not entail the claim that all administrators are incompetent academics. So providing names of non-incompetent academics who are university administrators does not supply a counterexample. Duh. Skipped baby logic?

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:42 here. Stinky and I are like Newton and Leibniz....

Stinky the Stagirite said...

Rocking the fallacy detector!

Anonymous said...

11:03 probably satisfies Law #139, too...




WV: expines. When one renounces a formerly asserted claim, for no particular reason.

Anonymous said...

From 11:03:

You boys and girls should put your Critical Thinking textbooks aside and ponder this: If administrative jobs attract people like those I mentioned, it highly unlikely that tenured incompetents could gain access to Deanery jobs as easily as the "law" suggests.
I never held an administrative job (and never will if I can help it), but I know that aside from the two philosophers mentioned above, there also was the brilliant mathematician and logician Dana Scott (Dean, Carnegie Mellon) and many, many other very competent folks who for various reasons took administrative jobs at some point in their careers.

So I stand by my earlier comment. Those who suggest (along with the moronic law of Spiros' post) that it is somehow common, or natural, or easy for incompetents to get into a Dean's or Provost's office are either stoned or naturally delusional.

Anonymous said...

11:03 says,

"Those who suggest (along with the moronic law of Spiros' post) that it is somehow common, or natural, or easy for incompetents to get into a Dean's or Provost's office are either stoned or naturally delusional."

The law doesn't suggest that, dubmass.

Critical Thinking Textbook, 1
Dummy Anon Poster, 0

Anonymous said...

@10:53

Perhaps you see this "law" from inside some armpit of the academic world (say, Southeastern Alabama College of Bible Studies), where every incompetent asshole gets tenured, and that automatically assures that anyone from the tenured ranks to get into administration will be incompetent.

Now reflect on this, you retard: In good schools, only competent people get tenured, which assures that those who move to administrative jobs are automatically competent.

11:03

Anonymous said...

11:03,

10:53 here. Good to see you're too stupid to understand the error in baby logic you're repeatedly making. Your claim that "In good schools, only competent people get tenured, which assures that those who move to administrative jobs are automatically competent" in no way contradicts the proposed law. The law does not say that only incompetents go into admin, nor does it say that admin is filled with incompetents. It says only that once they're tenured, there's no place else for incompetent academics to go but administration. This is consistent with the claim that no incompetent academics are in administration.

Maybe it's time to break out that Critical Thinking textbook after all? Or, better yet, enroll in freshman logic. No... wait... make that *remedial* freshman logic.

Anonymous said...

Where do they go after that?

Anonymous said...

Just a bystander, but 11:03's reply actually confirms the law. S/he says that at good schools, no one who is incompetent gets tenure, therefore there are no tenured incompetents; thus there are no incompetent academics in admin. As was pointed out, this in no way counterexamples the law because the law says nothing about what happens when no incompetents get tenure. But 11:03 also says that at crappy schools, incompetents do get tenure, and so eventually populate the admin.

And that's exactly what Spiros's law affirms.

Can I get a "QED!" now?

Anonymous said...

12:18,

QEfuckinD!

Anonymous said...

Bystander @ 12:18: Nicely done QED!

11:30: You're a tool!

Anonymous said...

C'mon, 11:03 has a point.

If the NBA has a good number of highly qualified basketball players, it doesn't entail that there will be no incompetent players, but it does suggest that the pool of folks who are *wanting* to be NBA players will be populated with folks who are competent. This, in turn, makes it less likely that incompetent folks will become members given the level of competition and the general expected standards.

So, if a healthy number of administrators are *not* incompetent, that *suggests* the incompetent folks will not find a home there.

Is it logically necessary? no. But, really, little is.

Nonetheless, I don't take these 'laws' to be actual assertions of fact but general reflections that capture our feelings when we are feeling thwarted and frustrated as we just try and do a good job.

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