Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Law of the Academy #440

Anything said after the first 10 minutes of the department meeting will not be heard by at least 60% of those attendance. And of the remaining 40%, half of them will forget what they heard within two days.

3 comments:

Euthyphronics said...

Sorry, what was that?

Anonymous said...

That's why they take minutes. Which brings me to another Law of the Academy - #758, I think it is: No one ever reads the minutes.

Glaucon said...

And half of those who forget will mis-remember what was said and will be certain that they've remembered correctly.