In every department I've been in (3), there has been some woman who knows how to use the fax machine - and she is always asked to work it. Come on, guys - it's really not that hard!
Usually, there is a member of the office staff who knows how to work the fax machine, but they'll let you know that they know only if they think you're not a prick.
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Sort of the law of the whole world, that. I've never set foot in any kind of office where anyone knew how to work the fax.
Yeah, but it's 2011. That's like saying nobody knows how to program their VCR.
I do. Counterexampled.
I conclude that Anon 5:43 isn't real.
Professor Machete don't fax.
Yeah, and my office-mate had better learn how to use the file cabinet.
Die, motherfucker!
In every department I've been in (3), there has been some woman who knows how to use the fax machine - and she is always asked to work it. Come on, guys - it's really not that hard!
Usually, there is a member of the office staff who knows how to work the fax machine, but they'll let you know that they know only if they think you're not a prick.
hypothesis = 9:08 is a prick
Finally! One of these laws is actually true!
And they're completely hopeless getting those wax cylinders to play, too.
The law is archaic.
Thus the low number.
Very useful material, much thanks for the article.
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