Early on the first day of the APA, I was in an elevator in the conference hotel that was headed down to the lobby. As the elevator came to a stop, an older man addressed two young guys in sport-coats; he gestured towards the right and asked "Is the philosophy conference that way?" It was clear the the man was asking whether the registration for the APA was off in the rightward direction. But here are the replies he got:
Guy in sport-coat #1: "Sounds like a category mistake."
Guy in sport-coat #2: "Uh... Philosophy is everywhere."
Old man in reply: "Good luck with the interviews, boys. You'll need it."
Old Man, 1; Dopey Boys, 0