Saturday, April 28, 2012

Department Meeting Rule #10

Show up on time.  (And if you're late, you don't get to insist that the meeting be paused to that the rest of us can get you caught up on what happened before you arrived.)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love you Spiros!

Glaucon said...

Rule #9: Do not show films during department meetings.

Anonymous said...

Rule #8: Do not film departmental meetings.

Anonymous said...

Rule #7: Do not show films of departmental meetings in class.

PA said...

Rule #45: don't spend 45 minutes of our time on procedural motions before allowing the agenda to be approved just b/c you're mad at the department head (note: true story)

Anonymous said...

Rule #6: Do not show class in departmental meetings.

Anonymous said...

I thought the only rule on these meetings was that they were not over when everything had been said, but only when everything had been said by everyone.

Anonymous said...

Department Meeting Rule #2:

Give a damn about something other than Rule #1 if you are tenured.

Department Meeting Rule #1:

Only care about issues as they affect your particular situation.

Anonymous said...

Rule #3: Do not film class for tv shows.

anonymouse said...

I'm sure that person has NEVER been late before, so you should cut them some slack...