Saturday, April 14, 2012

Someone in Austin Needs a Guitarist

Must play metal...

Here.

7 comments:

anonymouse said...

What kind of metal guitarist plays sober? Fuckin' bullshit.

Anonymous said...

In his defense, he did ask prospective band mates to "Please keep your alcoholism and Heroin / Crack addiction to a minimum while we practice."

Anonymous said...

Four drunk clowns murdering their instruments

That's the name of my next band!

Anonymous said...

Fenders are not metal.

Anonymous said...

the whole genre of 'metal guitarist' is a steaming pile of shit. who can't imitate eddie van halen (or for that matter charlie christian or chuck berry)? the rest are just like stevie ray vaughn, wannabes. worse: wannabe wannabes.

Anonymous said...

5:25,

Your reasoning has established that the entire rock guitarist cannon is a 'steaming pile of shit'. Reductio complete.

-Ghost of SRV

Anonymous said...

none of you pussies understands the first thing about METAL.fuck off and this blog sucks.